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Carrboro
Farmer's Market or Carrboro Baby Market?
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Here
we see a seller carting his two children. As you can expect
it's a pretty traumatic experience for a child to be put on
the market so it appears that sometimes babies are drugged
to keep them asleep.(Note baby on left and baby in background
below)
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There seems to
be an inordinate amount of babies for one little Farmer's
Market. The woman in the background with her hands on her
hips also appears to be the lookout.(The man in the background
seems perplexed that the sedative worked on one of his babies
and not the other).
You'll notice
in the double strollers that the smaller child is the one
that is asleep which leads us to believe that both children
are administered the same amount of "medicine",
often not enough to put the larger baby to sleep.
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The
man on the right appears to be a buyer who has purchased a
baby. We believe the man on the left was the seller and is
rushing to get one last look at his baby. It appears that
there is a moment of elation when a seller receives the cash,
but after a few moments the reality sets in and they go through
a little panic stage.(We're not sure, but we suspect that
this man may have traded his child for a bag of vegetables
and is just beginning to regret it)
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The
buyer on the left is taking her baby home, on the right is
another buyer with an empty carriage(sunglasses are the key).
She appears to be on the phone(possibly a day trader), probably
describing a baby to her partner. Some buyers come to the
market with empty carriages. This saves them money since they
don't have to buy the carriage from the sellers.
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There
are a lot of things you need to look at in order to buy a
baby, one of which is physical ability. This playground seems
to be where the babies are left to crawl and climb while buyers
look them over inconspicuously. At first we thought the man
on the left was a buyer, but once we noticed the absence of
sunglasses we realized that he was most likely a seller, keeping
a watchful eye over his baby.
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As we said, our investigative
report was inconclusive, but there seems to be quite a bit of evidence
leaning towards the existence of a baby market. The Carrboro News
invites all our readers to go down and investigate for themselves.
As you can imagine, with our high standards of journalism, The Carrboro
News would not want to confirm the existence of the baby market
at The Carrboro Farmer's Market, unless we had 100% incontrovertiable
evidence of such, therefore, we leave it up to the reader to confirm
this story in their own minds.
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