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             Is 
              it a Flower Pot or A Truck? 
            In a highly unusual move 
              the Town of Carrboro has asked a resident to remove her flowerpot 
              or run the risk of being fined $25 a day. 
            Having acquired a non-running 
              truck at a great price, and needing a place to unobtrusively store 
              it without using up her limited driveway space, a Carrboro resident 
              came up with an ingenius plan...Paint it pretty colors and call 
              it a flower pot! Ingenius, of course, until the neighbors saw it. 
              Immediately they recognized that there was something funny about 
              the flower pot on their neighbor's lawn. It appeared to be too...too 
              colorful.... too un-symetrically shaped...but most of all, just 
              too darn large to be a flower pot. 
            After many neighborhood 
              meetings held for the sole purposed of identifying the object in 
              the neighbors yard, someone came across a similar object in a Better 
              Trucks & Flower Pots magazine. Once they realized it was a truck, 
              identifying the brand and model was a cinch. 
            Armed with their proof 
              that this was a truck and not a flower pot, the neighbors clandestinely 
              set up a meeting with the Town of Carrboro to make their presention. 
              The Town of Carroboro concurred- That was NOT a flower pot in the 
              woman's yard, but a painted truck made to look like a flower pot! 
            Realizing that a $25 
              a day fine would be great addition to the Carrboro treasury if the 
              flowerpot/truck sits for 20 years, The Town of Carrboro came to 
              the painstaking realization that they must take a stance.  
            The notification of the 
              owner was routine, the reaction wasn't. In plain language, a can 
              of worms escaped. This opened up a huge discussion about what is 
              Art and what is scrap metal? Although we are staffed by some of 
              the best critics(art and everything else!)in the nationThe Carrboro 
              News itself has a hard time with that question, . "Half of 
              the crap they call Art around here looks like scrap metal, while 
              half of crap they call scrap metal looks like art!(See the Art 
              Corner Award)The Museum of Modern Art is full of worse art than 
              the flowerpot/truck!", exclaimed Francois Gurdeau(Meet 
              Our Staff), The Carrboro News' Art Critic. 
            The outcome is yet to 
              be determined as the Carrboro resident has vowed to appeal the decision 
              all the way to the US Supreme Court, but you can bet that neighborhoods 
              are scrambling as they try to determine which of their lawn ornaments 
              will be recognized by The Town of Carrboro as flower pots and which 
              will not. 
            
               
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                   Two 
                    of the questions raised by the Flower Pot Controversy  
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                  Is 
                    it a toilet or a flowerpot? 
                    (Please note that is a normal size toilet that would fit 
                    in your bathroom- we realize that it looks like it's as big 
                    as the truck..ed) 
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                  Is 
                    it a truck or a flower pot? 
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                    The issue gets even 
                    more complicated- 
                    Is it yard art or a rusty old plow that's been sitting there 
                    for a hundred years? 
                     
                       
                    Is it Art or is it bottles on rusty steel bars?
                    
                    
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