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              Warming-Finally Some Good News Driving home from Lowe's 
              Home Improvement the other day I was listening to WCHL's local news. 
              Like so many other times, I didn't have my notepad with me, so I 
              don't have all the facts, but I remember enough to pass it on to 
              you. It seems like Duke University 
              is finally emerging from it's dark period following the Lacrosse 
              team misunderstanding.(Do you realize that had the Lacrosse thing 
              come out during basketball season then it would never have even 
              made the news- Those boys need to following Karl Rove's lead as 
              to when to have news releases released for the best marketing advantages!).
 
              
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 A tree, similar 
                    to the ones that were used in the Duke University experiment. 
                     We drove to Duke 
                    Univeristy but couldn't see any 150 foot tall greenhouses 
                    that could house these trees, leading us to wonder if the 
                    experiment really occurred. |  A named professor(who's 
              name I didn't write down) ran a little experiment to investigate 
              the effects of global warming on trees. He put a bunch of trees 
              in a green house(the best way to reproduce 'the green house effect' 
              is by setting up a green house!), and pumped it full of massive 
              quantities of CO2 and CO1(if we leave out the '1', Carbon Monoxide 
              may be confused with Colorado or Company or something else).  We're not sure how much 
              CO2 and Carbon Monoxide he pumped in and we're not sure for how 
              long he let it sit there but we can certainly find out if anyone 
              is interested.(Let us know and we'll tell you where you can search 
              for it on Google....and speaking of Google.....just for fun, why 
              don't you go to Google, put in "Failure" and see what 
              comes up! On August 28, the number one listing was the worst president 
              the country has ever seen.) The Green House(replicating 
              the Green House effect) has now completely saturated the trees with 
              Carbon Dioxide and Carbon Monoxide. If it were you or I sitting 
              in a car in the garage, we'd be in pretty bad shape, especially 
              after a couple of weeks. You would expect the trees to have similar 
              disastrous results, wouldn't you? The (mad?) scientist 
              continued to torment the trees but taking the green house and filling 
              it with frozen air(if only we could do this to the White House!). 
              Remember he ran the same experiment with trees that he didn't treat 
              with massive quantities of Carbon Dioxide and Carbon Monoxide. The 
              end result..... The trees that were exposed 
              to massive amounts of CO2 and Carbon Monoxide were able to sustain 
              freezing better than the trees that weren't. So.... to put it in 
              simpler terms... As global warming continues, 
              temperatures will rise, but trees will be able to handle increasingly 
              cooler weather as the temperature continues to rise. Now, that's useful information 
              that was well worth the funding!
 
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