July 17, 2006
                The 
                Carrboro News to Donate Millions of Dollars 
                to Local Organizations!
              In it's 
                continued desire to help the community The Carrboro News has added 
                one more feather to it's belt. The new program will ingeniously 
                enrich individuals(both in Carrboro and abroad) and organizations 
                simultaneously to the tune of hundreds of millions of dollars.
              This new 
                program has the non-profits giggling with delight as they have 
                been unsuccessfully trying to replenish the coffers that are depleted 
                or close to being depleted by the various Bush Administration 
                programs which call for the government to step back and allow 
                the community to step forward. There have been very few individuals 
                or organizations to step forward so The Carrboro News Share 
                the Wealth Program is a welcome sight.
              In an 
                exclusive interview with The Carrboro News we were able to get 
                the details which we're passing on to you. This is not only information 
                that's good to know, but if you take advantage of the leads they 
                provide, you could become a very wealthy individual also.
              It seems 
                that The Carrboro News, either directly or through it's subsidiaries 
                receives dozens of emails from responsible citizens around the 
                world who have access to vast amounts of money, usually in the 
                bank accounts of deceased relatives, friends or clients. As The 
                Carrboro News is renowned for it's high standard of ethics it 
                is recommended by Chamber of Commerces, Banks and Associates from 
                all around the world.
              "We 
                get so many requests that we could not possibly follow up on all 
                of them," The Carrboro News accountant explained to us. "It 
                seemed like such a shame to let all those hundreds of millions 
                of dollars go to waste so we tried to develop a program to use 
                our standing in the community that would benefit us all." 
                He went on to explain that this is actually a three prong plan 
                that will help our community, individuals in our community and 
                the upstanding citizens around the world who want to join us in 
                this program.
              The process 
                is actually quite simple- The Carroboro News will post the letters 
                we recieve on our Sharing the Wealth 
                Page. Individuals in the community can then follow up by phoning 
                or emailing the contact. Once the transaction is complete, the 
                community member will donate a suggested amount to the local organization 
                that The Carrboro News recommends. It's a win, win, win for everyone!
              With the 
                newly found wealth we ask everyone on our community to get involved 
                so we can infuse these hundreds of millions of dollars into our 
                community! Make it your duty answer those emails and bring the 
                dollars back to Carrboro!